Thursday, August 13, 2009

Somebody told me this~~

Somebody told me this:
"i think you are kinda pendiam...u need to learn to mingle well with ur other collegues..."

And yet somebody else told me this:
"YOU??!!! pendiam??? NO WAY!!!"
"why not?"
"if YOU are pendiam then i'm pekak already"
(=.=||)

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Somebody told me this:
"You look very innocent lo..."
"ya meh?"
"yalo...u look very innocent leh..."

And yet somebody else told me this:
"you ah...don't always pretend innocent la..."
"where got??!!"
"GOT LA!!!"

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Somebody told me this:
"How come everytime also u look so calm? aren't you afraid of anything?"
"Erk...no la...i'm afraid of many many stuff..."
"Ya ke? u don't look like it lo...u look really really tough..."

And yet somebody else told me this:
"Why can't you just let other people know how you feel?"
"Ermmm...nothing...just don't want to trouble the others..."
"You only care about what other people think...how about yourself?"
"Myself??...nah...it's ok..."

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Somebody told me this:
"wah u really can sing well leh...all different artists's songs also u can sing"
"TQ TQ...hehehehe"

And yet somebody else told me this:
"Even when you are singing you can still show different characteristics lo...teruk la u..."
"Erkkkk..."

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well...i'm just being myself... XD

p/s: i know my english very teruk...don't cucuk me please... =P

Thursday, August 6, 2009

~改造鳖女大作战~

“你知道吗?你真的很像一种动物耶。有壳,但是是软的。看起来傻傻呆呆的,咬起来却痛得要人命。重点是一旦咬上了,就绝对不放口。就像是鳖一样。明明想要对别人好,却老摆出一幅鳖样。”

“根据动物心理学家多年来的研究,鳖从来不认为它自己是一只鳖。通常他们觉得自己是一只海龟,只不过鼻子比较挺。”

认清鳖女让男人敬而远之的五项可怕本质

  1. 太强悍
  2. 太疏离
  3. 太自我
  4. 太爱工作
  5. 嘴巴太坏

想要摆脱鳖女形象,必须改掉你这五个可怕的习惯,从里到外完全进化。

改变(一) —— 太强悍的既定印象

“黑白灰禁止出现,流行时尚才够吸引人。”
“这样穿才叫专业。”
“对,就是因为太专业,专业等于强悍,所以男人只会把你当作打拼工作的伙伴,不会把你当成恋爱吸引的对象。”

“女人的包包就是她的生活。让我看看你的生活…工作…工作…还是工作。”

要摆脱强悍印象,让女人的特质由里到外散发,偶尔运用一些小配件,可是会让你有意想不到的效果。

改变(二) —— 跟人太疏离的坏习惯

跟人说话的时候,习惯把双手交叉放在胸前,这样容易让人家感觉有距离。


改变(三) —— 太自我

永远永远不要忘记,自己不是一个人。走路不要太匆忙,要随时注意自己的身边是不是跟着一个人,随时注意他是走在你前面还是后面。

改变(四) —— 太爱工作

要记住,工作不是你人生的全部。


改变(五) —— 嘴巴太坏

有时候说话温柔一点,不要把“老娘”这些脏话当作口头禅。刻意又直率的称赞对方,会有意想不到的效果。


永远永远不要忘记,你不是一个人。要学会分享。一定要赶快习惯这种两个人的感觉。

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Monday, August 3, 2009

纯粹乱写~~

半年...这里...天空那么大...

两年...两年...我记得这片海...

一年...两个月...一封简讯...四十五分钟...我只有这片海...

四年...七个月...一封简讯...还是只有那片海...